Ugh. Super weird night at work. Lady and the tramp margaritas, digits, 9 top of gluten-free-assholes…so many ‘special preps’ much went out wrong. FBI quarantine, out of everything, dug through the trash for a HUMAN TOOTH that someone lost; dry-heaving out of this world…
It’s come to this… Lawn & refuse bags for recycling. We recycle too much. This is in addition to the giant bins with wheels we already use
Major problem. The brick building in the background is the corner store that has beer. But it’s raining
in this episode, i got help. eggplant lasagna. i look like i got stung by a bee on my face.
whoa lazy eye…where’d you come from/ been all my life? bud on bud on bud today. got a roast marinating and then it’s pulled pork for a week round these parts
cooking for drunkies. teaching myself how to make 4 different types of fish whilst drinking and jamming.
gpoy: some sonna bitch choked em edition
(Source: erilicte, via marijuananirvana)
gpoy: gross edition. birds are chirping and i have to be up in a few hours to work a double. yes. i am a tool; that is a hard rock hoodie. it is comfortable and i was cold and it was half off…deal with it
so my roommate said i look like Gabourey Sidibe at the oscars…i have feelings