I really get uncomfortable when people tell me the things I woulda/shoulda/coulda done/been doing with my life. What do you think keeps me up all fucken night?
"Remember when I was attractive?"
Ugh. Someone gave my neighbor a leaf blower. He’s been going at it for almost 2 hours. It’s fucking fall. You’re gonna be there for like a week. Why so early?! Unrelated… But I drank my roommates orange juice bc I hate him bc he’s open to the idea of not believing in the holocaust.
Cool. I’m an asshole.
The vice president of my company is coming into work today. On an unrelated note: I need to do laundry, go to the gym, not cry everyday, have only one panic-attack a week, and maybe smell the roses or some bullshit. Cool.