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Ugh. Super weird night at work. Lady and the tramp margaritas, digits, 9 top of gluten-free-assholes…so many ‘special preps’ much went out wrong. FBI quarantine, out of everything, dug through the trash for a HUMAN TOOTH that someone lost; dry-heaving out of this world…

— 1 month ago with 2 notes
#Personal  #Me  #Hard rock 
I finally bought Space Jam. I also had it gift wrapped… For myself.

I finally bought Space Jam. I also had it gift wrapped… For myself.

— 1 month ago with 7 notes
#Space jam  #me  #personal 
It’s come to this… Lawn & refuse bags for recycling. We recycle too much. This is in addition to the giant bins with wheels we already use

It’s come to this… Lawn & refuse bags for recycling. We recycle too much. This is in addition to the giant bins with wheels we already use

— 2 months ago with 1 note
#recycle  #hyattsville  #me  #personal  #Installation art 
Major problem. The brick building in the background is the corner store that has beer. But it’s raining

Major problem. The brick building in the background is the corner store that has beer. But it’s raining

— 2 months ago with 1 note
#hyattsville  #me  #Whitewhine 
in this episode, i got help. eggplant lasagna. i look like i got stung by a bee on my face. 

in this episode, i got help. eggplant lasagna. i look like i got stung by a bee on my face. 

— 10 months ago with 3 notes
#me  #vanessa  #cooking  #hyattsville 
whoa lazy eye…where’d you come from/ been all my life? bud on bud on bud today. got a roast marinating and then it’s pulled pork for a week round these parts

whoa lazy eye…where’d you come from/ been all my life? bud on bud on bud today. got a roast marinating and then it’s pulled pork for a week round these parts

— 11 months ago with 5 notes
#me 
in which i ruin an omelet and instead make wonderful scrambled eggs 

in which i ruin an omelet and instead make wonderful scrambled eggs 

— 11 months ago with 2 notes
#me  #cooking 
youheartness:Chardonnay Brie and amazing fish
dis me and my roommates/babies

youheartness:Chardonnay Brie and amazing fish

dis me and my roommates/babies

— 11 months ago with 4 notes
#me 
cooking for drunkies. teaching myself how to make 4 different types of fish whilst drinking and jamming. 

cooking for drunkies. teaching myself how to make 4 different types of fish whilst drinking and jamming. 

— 11 months ago with 2 notes
#me 
Oh man, today was a day

Oh man, today was a day

— 12 months ago
#Myspace pic  #me 
gpoy: some sonna bitch choked em edition

gpoy: some sonna bitch choked em edition

(Source: erilicte, via marijuananirvana)

— 1 year ago with 61469 notes
#gpoy  #cigarette  #me  #hyattsville 
gpoy: gross edition. birds are chirping and i have to be up in a few hours to work a double. yes. i am a tool; that is a hard rock hoodie. it is comfortable and i was cold and it was half off…deal with it

gpoy: gross edition. birds are chirping and i have to be up in a few hours to work a double. yes. i am a tool; that is a hard rock hoodie. it is comfortable and i was cold and it was half off…deal with it

— 1 year ago with 4 notes
#me  #GPOY 

so my roommate said i look like Gabourey Sidibe at the oscars…i have feelings

— 1 year ago with 1 note
#feelings  #hyattsville  #life  #me  #oscars